Dear Chiodos,
Why do you have to be so amazing to the point that youre all that I listen to besides Job For a Cowboy?
And why havent I met you yet? Ive been told that youve heard stories of me and etc. and all of my friends hang out with you every time you come to Columbus... you even played a show at my friends house. So tell me, will OCtober 10th be ay different?
P.S. I love you.

Dear Johnny Cash,
Why are you the most amazing man on the face of the earth? Why can't I be you. Or have been your best friend or something like it. Seriously. Why am I so enthralled with every aspect of your life? Why did my grandma not talk to you when she sat directly next to you on a 6 + hour plane ride? Youre amazing. I miss you. So does everyone on this planet.

Dear Edward Norton and Jake Gyllenhaal,
Why are you guys so attractive? Come on.

Dear Pete Wentz,
Even though I hate your music more than every single thing in this world, why are you so pretty? Once again, come on. No fair.
Dont be so attractive, please.
P.S. I dont know if you remember but you know me! I talked to you on the phone and youve seen pictures. I feel like a 12 year old girl.

Dear Conor Oberst,
Dont be so talented. Everything you do is so amazing and artistic and just down right beatiful. I wish I could be as good of a writer, as smart as, and as talented, clever, funny, as you are. Id give anything to just have a conversation with you. Im just scared that UI wouldnt even be able to comprehend half the stuff you would say.

Dear Gahanna Lincoln,
Why are you so big? I feel like Im about to vomit just thinking of navigating myself through your hallways. Shrink over the next week. Itd be nice.



IM BORED AND PISSED OFF AND ANGRY.